Sunday, November 26, 2006

For Future Reference. . .

Under no circumstance should you ever, ever, ever put athlete's foot medicine in your eye. It is a bad idea. I know, I tried it this morning. Seriously. I woke up this morning with irritated eyes. Half asleep I scrambled around in my purse for my eyedrops. I pulled out what I thought was my eyedrops and put them in my irritated eye. The feeling of my eye being burned out of its socket told me that something was not right. Whilst screaming bloody murder and wishing for death to come, I grasped the tiny bottle and took a closer look at it. Athlete's foot medicine. Dear Lord, I am an idiot. I immediately shoved my entire head under the faucet. After about five minutes the burning sensation was gone entirely. My eye was super bloodshot for about 3 hours, but now it seems to be just back to the original level of irritation I was experiencing when I first woke up.

On a completely unrelated note, this weekend my brother and sister-in-law gave me and my little sis an old dining room table they weren't using anymore. However, my brother lives in Columbia. So when he pulled up at my house, got the table top out and realized he had forgotten a key part of the table (the legs), there was not a chance that he was just gonna turn around and go get them. So for the time being, if anyone is interested in Japanese dining. . . come on over!

5 comments:

Rodger Otero said...

That's why I use the aerosol spray kind. Except for when I think it's hairspray.

Will said...

I'd offer you my saw horses, but they're holding up my dining room table!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh, I feel sorry for that. speed recovery and take care next time
Monzer

patrick | steed said...

HOLY CRAP you changed everything!

Veronica Leaptrott said...

You know i have experince eating on the floor now Japanese Style, o I'll join you for some sushi.